There are plenty of ornaments that let you proclaim your love of pop culture to visiting in-laws, with standard depictions of characters like Spock and Snoopy. But that’s only the Titanic debris-covered tip of the iceberg. If you dig around online and even into the darkest corners of the Hallmark store, you’ll find some ornaments that pay very odd and specific tribute to various cultural icons. And some are just plain WTF.
I’m kind of boggled how many TR readers remember and/or are familiar with “landshark.”
Now you too can own a tentacle doorstop for your home, office, or place or worship (presumably of the elder gods).
Who says eldritch horrors beyond imagining can’t be helpful?
Why hasn’t this happened on Wheel of Fortune yet?
A placid island of ignorance is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there.
A bit of Cthulhu cuteness and Games of Thrones misogyny. Whee!
Interestingly, while Ron Howard gets balder and weirder looking every year, Clint has actually been growing into his face and kind of getting handsomer! Suck on that, Opie.
It may not be filled with caramel/the blood of its victims, but this chocolate Cthulhu is still pretty badass.