“Okay, so – it’s like Donkey Kong, except on a farm, and the evil farmer…
Browsing: “Donkey Kong”
If music videos still worked the way they did when I was young, this one alone would have Iron Maiden back in the popular consciousness and topping the charts.
There ought to be a fun movie in here, but it’s like every chance that existed to do something great, the filmmakers did the opposite.
Peter Dinklage in a mullet with big gun, I can dig. But the more I see of this, the less I feel good about it.
I don’t plan on rushing out to see it, but I do plan on enjoying these posters, which are fucking awesome.
Max Landis wrote a 436 page Mario movie and we do our best to translate some of the insanity.
Donkey Kong just challenged Guitar Hero to a Battle of the Bands. Guaranteed to get loud and messy.
Can I get a version where you play as Steve Wiebe with Billy Mitchell as the ape?
I could do without the slow build-up, but the final result makes me wanna Jump, Man. For joy, that is.
If you liked the classy readings of terrible fan fiction, I think you’ll get a kick out of this…