I really hope they serve warm nuts.
I know, the Aswang is a demon from Filipino folklore that’s somewhere between vampire and werewolf. But its name is “ass wang.”
Sometimes, the toy was made in a simpler, more naive time. Sometimes, the marketing people are just dumb as rocks.
Let’s just say no one needs to show Bulletstorm to Roger Ebert.
We didn’t know where to channel our immense immaturity — and then we remembered, of course, that knowing is half the battle.
Because the internet needs to have all these names located in one handy list. And also because we’re five.