Tired of horror remakes and re-imaginings? Think you could do better with colored paper and badly female-impersonating voice-actors? Want to watch a telekinetic girl in action live on paper-view?
Why hello there Godzilla. You are one fine looking kaiju.
Look, if you can’t let Chucky die, I’ll say it – a whole new doll (and voice) is needed to make him remotely frightening.
Wasn’t it already a remake? And hasn’t it already been remade?
Are the upcoming video game remakes of DuckTales and Castle of Illusion not enough for you? Well then, you sound kind of greedy…but nonetheless, here’ a crop of fine and even forgotten Disney video games you can hopefully look forward to seeing remade as well!
Here’s a new TV spot and the first clip from the still Mars-less Total Recall remake.
If they decide to remake “Bravestarr” next, I’m going off the grid for good.
From Dick Tracy to the only Batman figures we’re still waiting for (well, plus an Adam West Batman, natch).
From Tobal No. 2 to Policenauts, with a brief interlude to see a lamb rock the hell out.