Merchandise 15 May 15 Luke Y. Thompson Darth Vader Ugg Boots Ensure “NOOOOOO!” More Cold Feet If there's one thing Darth Vader is ALL about, it's women's fashion. I Read More
Cartoons 14 May 15 Luke Y. Thompson Ask Luke’s Mother-in-Law: My Little Ponies for ISIS In which ex-cop/crazy cat lady/mom-in-law Martha Boyd answers your questions from the coziness Read More
Toys 8 May 15 Luke Y. Thompson Former Hasbro Publicist Is Auctioning Off Many Past Exclusive Figures for Charity Since I came to Topless Robot, one of the publicists it has been Read More
Merchandise 7 May 15 Luke Y. Thompson Unboxing Geekfuel’s April Package; Finding Black Widow (Kinda) Yes, as the image suggests, Mom-in-Law aided and abetted in the unboxing of Read More
Live Performance 7 May 15 Luke Y. Thompson Topless Robot Live! The Making of a Mandalorian Malice Skirata, a.k.a. Colin Logan, from the high-desert SoCal chapter of the Mandalorian Read More
Columns 7 May 15 Luke Y. Thompson Ask Luke’s Mother-in-Law: Star Wars in the High Desert? Martha Boyd is not just Luke's mother-in-law - she's also an ex-cop, a Read More
Movies 5 May 15 Luke Y. Thompson Star Wars, Ultron and Actual Tron Join Disney Infinity 3.0 Amusingly, the Star Wars content will be focusing on the original trilogy and Read More
Movies 4 May 15 Luke Y. Thompson Next Star Wars Movie Is About Boba Fett, Because Duh The movie Josh Trank will no longer be directing features everybody's once-favorite-till-he-got-ridiculously-overhyped bounty Read More
Movies 4 May 15 Luke Y. Thompson The Force Awakens, if It Starred Jar Jar Binks I would laugh so hard if the final movie turned out to be Read More
Movies 4 May 15 Luke Y. Thompson First Force Awakens Toy Unveiled! Peter Mayhew Shows Hasbro’s Roaring Chewbacca Mask I'm not sure why they never thought of this before. In a nine-second Read More