USA Today revealed what the aliens in V look like under their human disguises. Then I revealed what USA Today revealed.
Remember, the Spider-Man musical isn’t a disappointment, it’s a catackalysm.
I was about to call it stunt-casting, but then I realized in no universe is putting Marc Singer in anything considered stunt-casting.
A massive Goonies special edition, Toy Story 3, some Highlander flicks on Blu-ray, and some old Doctor Who.
Corporate toy buyers look at boring like numbers and ratings, and rarely do they base any of their decisions on how freaking cool a movie was. Assholes.
Yep, the new V premieres on ABC at 8:00 pm EST. All I know is that I want to see Monica Baccarin rip her face off and/or eat a guinea pig tonight.
Well, they look pretty good, but they sound terrible, thanks to some exceedingly crappy dialogue.
Do you realize live in a world where there have been four different Stargate TV shows? Jesus.
We’re assuming that people ripping their faces off to reveal horrible alien lizard people is a given.