Whether you’ve spent the week looking at scatalogically themed playthings or just slaved in a cubicle pushing papers, I imagine you’re a bit lethargic today; I know I am. So I’d like to share a few of these absolutely bat-shit insane Japanese commercials starring Arnold Schwarzenegger that will render you unable to process a coherent thought, much less work until 5 p.m.
I honestly think this one below might disprove the theory of a just and loving God.
If you’re still feeling marginally sane, I suggest you head over to Japan Sugoi, which has many more, watch until blood seeps out of your ears, then ask your boss for the rest of the day off.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.