Which is to say that Accoutrements is delicious, good any time, and makes everything better. And I’m not just saying that because Accoutrements (makers of fine, extremely random action figures) makes bacon-flavored toothpicks, bacon-flavored dental floss, and bacon band-aids. I’m saying it because they also make this:
For those poor bastards who don’t understand the glory of bacon, Accoutrements makes these hard workers…
…and this go-getting young chimp, who’s named Cap’n Danger.
They also had one other item that has delighted me to the core of my being, but I’m saving it for the “Best of Toy Fair” I will write today or tomorrow.