This Is Far Too Insane to Have to See First Thing in the Morning

Seriously, no sober man should have to watch the above video, which is?I am shitting you not?some kind of Bollywood movie musical starring “Superman” and a “woman in a Spider-man outfit” dancing and romancing for five long, batshit insane minutes. There’s dancing and flying and dancing and rescuing a couple and dancing and throwing people into the atmosphere and dancing and oh god, I’m going to have to have scotch for breakfast.

Also, I’m almost positive Luke Cage is one of the background dancers in the song’s finale (look for him around 5:30). Sweet Christmas indeed. (Via Gorilla Mask and Have You Seen This)