You Are Also Allowed to Watch this New Indiana Jones Trailer, Thanks For Asking


With all the Marvel movie hoohah from yesterday, I’d forgotten that the new Indiana Jones trailer came out, to replace its shitty bootleg version from last week. I’m not that thrilled with this one, I think because after watching Iron Man, I want all my heroes to drink and womanize and be awesome. And as we all know, Harrison Ford only does that off camera.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.