I think I’ve finally proven there is no god, because I just can’t believe a just and loving supreme being would allow this utterly wretched music video about Indiana Jones to exist. Or, at least, I can’t believe a true good-hearted divinity wouldn’t give me the common sense to not watch all four horrible minutes of the stupid thing. It is serious? A parody? Doesn’t matter, because nothing excuses this. If you see the makers of this video, please punch them in the cocks, and tell them Topless Robot says to go to hell.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.