Fan Fiction Friday: Goku and Vegeta in “Can They Make a Difference?”

Let’s just get this over with. I thought I’d find something fun and terrible, and instead I broke myself. Here’s a story from Archnemesis.

Goku and Vegeta were inside the gravity room getting ready for their morning workout. Vegeta went about to the control panel to set the gravity for a light sparring session. He needed to be extra careful when training, one wrong move and well, he just didn?t want to think about that.

Goku came up from behind and grabbed his mate. Vegeta didn?t pause in what his was doing as Goku assaulted his ear, neck, shoulder or any place that would drive the prince mad. Growling, Vegeta turned in his lover?s embrace. Neither one noticed the flashing green light or the envelop that floated to the floor at their feet addressed to them.

They faded from sight not realizing that Goku had unintentionally pushed Vegeta into the transport button.

oOoOoOo

The prefect neighborhood was quiet. The only creatures about were cats, dogs, and thieves. Two figures suddenly appeared in the middle of the street.

Vegeta opened his dark eyes to notice that they were no longer inside the GR. They were outside in a strange looking residential area.

?Kakarott,? he said in a low tone.
..
Goku opened his eyes and almost gasped. Where on Earth were they?

?Any idea?? Vegeta asked.

Goku shook his head. ?No but one thing?s for sure, we?re not in Kansas.?

Vegeta shifted his foot and saw the letter on the ground. He picked it up eyeing it carefully. ?What?s that??

?A letter addressed to us.? Vegeta handed Goku the envelope. The spiky haired Saiyan opened it and read the contents out loud.

Dear Prince Vegeta and Mr. Son, Your presence is here by requested at Hogwarts, school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Two of our students are in dire need of your assistants. We will be expecting you tomorrow evening. Everything will be explained upon your arrival. Enclosed is name and address of one of the students that you will be staying with.
Sincerely,
Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster

FUCK THIS SHIT. Seriously. I can deal with Goku and Vegeta being fuckbuddies?they enjoyed fusing from time to time, after all?but I cannot handle them going to Hogwarts right now. Especially not for 26 shockingly long chapters. If you have the time to read the whole thing, you go right ahead. I’ll be back here. But I should warn you, not only are Goku and Vegeta lovers, not only are Harry and Draco soulmates who were promised to marry each other at birth, but…

The Potions instructor was about to enter his chambers when he was roughly pushed inside after saying his password. Snape stumbled into his room. He turned on his attacker, recovering quickly and brandishing his wand.

“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t hex you into oblivion?” Snape drawled.

“Because I hold the answers to your true heritage,” said Vegeta.

“Really? And what would that be?” Snape asked not taking his eyes or his wand off the arrogant male.

“You’re a Saiyan.”

Oh, and Vegeta’s pregnant. I’m fucking gone.