The Final, Non-Bootlegged But Still Pretty Damn Lo-Res Frontier
And here the Star Trek trailer is, but in all honesty, go to StarTrekMovie and watch it in HD, because this YouTube version isn’t much better than the earlier version I posted. Sure, you can see a bit of the beaming effect on Sylar-Spock (I’m pretty sure that’s what that is) and a better version of strippin’ Uhura, but they’ll both look much better in HD; plus, since the rest of the clips used run at about 3/100ths of a second each, you’ll need every possible pixel to figure out what the hell is going on.
Anyways, feel free to continue discussing the pros and cons in the comments. As for Kirk, I’m still worried about his driving. Did he not know where he was going? Forget that the road was out? Did the car have its brakes cut by a vengeful George Lucas? Or is little Kirk’s favorite movie Thelma & Louise?
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.