The Zombies Have Organized, We’re All Doomed

If you had any hopes that you might survive the eventual zombie apocalypse, just forget it. It turns out the living dead have managed to regain some mild brain activity?besides the eating brain kind?and are now able to work together, as evidenced by their massing in Grand Rapids, Michigan. More than 3000 zombies flooded the streets there, thanks to recently deceased college student Rob Bliss. This broke the world record for a zombie gathering, which had been established at 1375 just a few days earlier in Monroeville, Pennsylvania. Thanks to Ian for the tip. (Via Spout)