Church’s Chicken Approves of Hideously Violent Samurai and Naked Anime Chicks
Not content to let Kentucky Fried Chicken take all the bizarre cross-promotional glory with its legendary Battlestar Galactica Fuck Pack, now the Church’s Chicken chain is promoting the Afro Samurai videogame, which features numerous scenes of incredible graphic animated violence and naked anime chicks. Don’t believe me? Check out the above NS4W video, where Afro fights TOPLESS NINJA POLE DANCERS. And tell me if you don’t want some delicious Church’s Chicken after watching those chicks get sliced in half. Yum! (Via AJC)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.