The Dragonball Movie Has Officially Beaten Me

I’m out of hate. That’s right. I just can’t get worked up over you any more. Even with your new American trailer, I just don’t care. Now all I can see is a mediocre, low-budget movie using a large number of Dragonball character names. You have beaten me past the point of being upset, and now I may actually go see you with something like an open mind. Well played, Dragonball. Well played indeed.