Bumblespud, or the Devil’s Potato Head

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I don’t know that I’ve seen a more eloquent (if kind of horrifying) argument for the needlessly cluttered design of Michael Bay’s Transformers than the hideous Bumblespud. What the hell is going on with his face? Is the gray part his nose? His face? How pathetic is it he has to have a license plate with his name on it to even know what the fuck he’s supposed to be? (Answer: very.) Look, Optimus Prime, R2-D2, Snake Eyes and more made the transition to potato easily, and without looking like shit. If you can’t turn your character into a goddamn Potato Head, then maybe you need to rethink your design, all right?