TR Contest: Zombie Haiku


Yes, it’s haiku time again, partially because I’m a glutton for punishment and partially because there will be no TR contest next week, and I figure I owe it to you guys to give you a big contest this week. Plus, I have two copies of a book not coincidentally titled Zombie Haiku, written by Friend of TR Ryan Mecum, which contains gems like this:

You are so lucky
That I cannot remember
How to use the doorknob

All I think about
Is how hungry I will be
Once I eat this foot

Which is pretty damn awesome, as is the rest of the book. I have two signed copies of Zombie Haiku to give away, and both I and Mr. Mecum will pick a winner to receive a book and a TR shirt. I highly suggest you visit the Zombie Haiku site for inspiration.

So get to it. Haiku can be from the perspective of people fleeing zombies or the zombies themselves. Enter as many times as you want, but the contest ends at 12am EST on Monday, June 29th. I have no idea if you’ll be able to beat the masterpieces that came out of the robot haiku contest, but I’m eager to see you try. Use your brains, dear readers. Then eat them.