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Indiana Jones 5 Is Dangerously Close to Getting Made


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?Oh shit. Everyone get in your bomb-proof refrigerators, because Harrison Ford is about to drop the bomb. According to /Film, Ford says that he, Lucas and Spielberg have agreed on the plot of the next Indiana Jones movie, and the only thing they need now is a script. Now, since it took that trip the better part of two decades to agree on a script for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, this can go two ways, as /Film rightly points out:

1) It takes them just as long to agree on a script and one of them die before the movie can get made, thus sparing us a fifth movie.
2) Since Lucas wore Spielberg and Ford down already with his insistence that there be aliens in Crystal Skull, which they agreed to even though they hated the idea, they both no longer give a shit and will agree to whatever nonsense Lucas has written.

I feel like odds are we’ll get a fifth movie, which makes me sad. Well, not sad, but anxious and worried. If I thought that these guys had any grasp on the franchise, I’d be at least hopeful that they could rectify some of the mistakes of Crystal Skull. But I don’t and I’m not.