Monthly Archive:: September 2009
Elmo, You Pedophile-Enabling Bastard
?You're looking at Elmo's Tickle Hands, sure to be all the rage with
NBC Admits Heroes Has Been Sucking
Okay, you watch the new preview and tell me. "Back at their best"?
Amazon Likes Money, But Only a Little Bit
?Even if you're in the minority who didn't like the movie, we all
Solomon Kane Dresses Like Van Helsing, But Kicks Genuine Ass
Given Topless Robot's readership, I'm guessing most of you know that Solomon Kane
The 12 Most Awesomely Nerdy Breakfast Cereals of All Time
?By Caleb Goellner
As the most important meal of the day, breakfast has historically
Breaking: New Line and Tolkien Estate Still Like Money
?This should surprise no one. From the Hollywood Reporter:New Line Cinema, the Tolkien
DC Becomes DC Entertainment… So What?
?Well, let me tell you so what. You can read the official announcement
Star Wars Haiku: And the Winners Are…
?If I ever suggest another haiku contest on Topless Robot, please don't enter.