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The Biggest Badasses from G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra Finally Get Their Due


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Of course, the biggest badasses from the G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra movie are also their tiniest, since they’re the two kids who played Lil’ Tokyo Hobo Snake Eyes and Lil’ Ninja Bastard Storm Shadow. Seriously, whether you liked the movie or not, you can’t tell me the best fight in it wasn’t the hilariously brutal fight between the two 10-year-olds — it blew every other action scene in the film away. Frankly, it’s a shame that these nonsensically smiling Combat Heroes are the only version we’ll be getting; even I’d have to consider picking up a two-pack of 3 3/4-scale 10-year-olds so I could make them beat the shit out of each other. Alas, I suppose I’ll have to continue to make do with my underground 10-year-old fight league. (Via Poe Ghostal)