It’s been a hell of a week here at Topless Robot. Thanks to the efforts of Brickhousebunny21, his horrible bestiacestopediality (hat tip to Kayla for the term) story at Yiffstar, and his clearly lackluster secondary education, we have created a full-on, goddamn meme. Before I get to the pics, I want to celebrate some of the bigger WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS mentions of the last week — obviously you saw Nerd Hitler’s reaction and the song, but here’s the rest:
? WRT has a Wikipedia entry. ? It also has a Facebook group — you should definitely join if you’re on Facebook, duh. ? In case you didn’t see it, that’s Miss MayDay’s second WRT song above, “We’re All In Trouble Now.” It’s my new favorite song with my name in it. ? WRT was mentioned on the Tosh.0 blog on Comedy Central. His show doesn’t air again until October, but maybe WRT will make it on there. ? There are shirts. Hopefully TR will be able to sell some “official” ones eventually — meaning ones I make money on — but if you can’t wait, go for it. ? Karl S. gives a dramatic reading of BHB21’s comments over at YTMND. ? WRT was recognized by Canada’s National Post on apparently a slow news day. ? Maggie K. penned her own song on the entire TR/BHB21/WRT epic titled “Banned from Yiffstar.” If this doesn’t become a traditional drinking song in the next 20 years I’ll be very upset. ? And last but certainly not least, WhoseResponsibleThis.com. I’ve got nothing to do with it, but it seems perfectly keen — you can allows add your WRT pics at your leisure.
Not a bad week’s work, methinks. But it’s certainly not all — hit the jump to see the multitude of WRT pics sent in since Monday afternoon’s post. Unfortunately, this will take the place of this weekend’s TR contest because as a pudgy nerd, I’m exhausted even after assembling a lot of photos in a blog post. But I think you’ll like them — they’re what people call the best of the best, after all.
Noted lawyer/lunatic Jack Thompson asked the tough questions of AdamWelsh. ?
BrianWarmouth discovers a filing not found. ?
TR contributor ChrisCummins found this picture of discussing the Indy4 script. ?
ChrisCummins is also scared of the dark, but with good reason. ?
Ciph3r‘s pic wasn’t nerdy, but YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH ?
This whole thing is tearing ClarenceWethern apart! ?
CommodoreSkippy only bought it for the pictures. ?
DocOck4Mugen could lead a class-action lawsuit on his hands with this pic. ?
Fawkes won’t let nobody give no Brontes no shit. Word! ?
Friginator has found my origin issue! ?
Friginator also told Bruce to wait until The Mark of Zorro came out in DVD. But did he listen? Noooooo…… ?
Getsu takes a terrifying peek inside Brickhousebunny21’s mind. ?
HonkeyKong was proud to unlck this achievement. ?
I got a lot of WRTs with Teddiursas in them, but JohnB‘s wee-wee put his over the top. so to speak. ?
JohnFoley asks Scientology’s most important question. ?
JohnFoley is also still bitter over GiantSquidGate. ?
JohhnyLuchador has no love for Courtney’s bullshit. ?
Kayla takes WRT right back to the source. Well, unless you count God for creating the earth and animals and humans. ?
I am Kevin C’s genetic twin. Except he got all the good genes. ?
KingPsyz is a legal eagle. Unfortunately, keeping eagles is illegal in the U.S. ?
Oddly, when LBD “Nytetrayn” interrupted Kanye to make this pic, Kanye was very cool about it. ?
Don’t turn around, Mai! No matter what Listy tells you! ?
Marvel Man is still confused. How does Jango Fett fit into all this again? ?
Marvel Man also asked Deadpool to chaperone, but he was busy setting fire to Fox. ?
Mike Moody is least merry man you’ve ever met. ?
Nameless was only trying to bring some Daleks to that Twilight corn maze. ?
When I saw this picture from OkamiHime, I threw up in disgust. ?
Onanrulz discovered someone who’d like to dispute BHB21’s claims. ?
Ryan B is merely jealous of Dolph’s glistening chest. ?
Spazweez has a significant prairie dog problem, too. ?
Stiff Shots told Kirk not to feed tham after midnight. ?
It’s downhill from here for Suzu. ?
Teeks has a figure with no mouth yet he must scream! ?
Kirk told Teeks he thinks he knows whose responsible this. ?
And ZADL would like to remind you that WRT isn’t about comedy, it’s about horror. ?
But we’re still not done! On the next (and last page) there’a a few more pics that truly deserve special mention. Unfortunately, it ioncludes one of the disturbing pictures you’ll ever see in your life — Seriously. Like FFF-level awful and scarring. So click the next page at your own risk.
? This is from ClarenceW. It will haunt your dreams forever, turning them all into nightmares of the man who wants to fuck Yaddle from The Phantom Menace, and its willing to use his own bed, a Fleshlight, and a color photocopy to do so. Shudder.
What is most disturbing to me is that this dude obviously really wants to fuck Yoda, but is put off because Yoda’s a guy. “What? Fuck Yoda? That’d be homosexuality, and that’s disgusting! No, I’d rather fuck the little wrinkled green muppet with the vagina, thank you very much! And since I can’t do that, I’ll simply hump my bed and kiss this picture of Yaddle I’ve put in a sheet protector so it doesn’t get messy during intercourse — AS ANY HETEROSEXUAL MAN WOULD DO.”
Goddamn. Everyone should stop whatever you’re doing, and just start drinking immediately. If you’re lucky, you’ll pass out in a few hours. If you’re very lucky, you’ll die. And you’ll never have to think about this again.
But I don’t want to leave you like that. So here’s my final favorite WRT object — a cross-stitch from BadConversation (who also once cross-stitched a lovely TR logo):
? It’s the sad bears on either side that push it from mere cuteness to the realm of masterpiece.
And that’s that, people. Have a good weekend — as best you can — and never, ever forget WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS. We all are, my friends. We all are.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.