Home>Movies>More Girls Assaulting Things More Girls Assaulting Things By Rob Bricken October 12, 2009 Movies 0 Comment There’s a new trailer for Mamoru Oshii’s (of Ghost in the Shell fame) next flick Assault Girls, and I still have no idea whether it looks awesome or terrible. It still has cute Japanese girls shooting ridiculously large guns and massive Dune-esque sandworms, but it seems to take place almost entirely on a barren plain, which… well, is going to be pretty fucking boring when the CG isn’t there to distract from it. Plus, after Ghost in the Shell 2, I can’t shake the feeling that all the action is actually in the trailer, and the other 118 minutes will be the Japanese girls quoting Paradise Lost to each other. Thanks to Kevin O. for the tip. (Via Nippon Cinema) Tweet Pin It Related Posts Star Wars Pajama Jammy Time The fine folks of Jumpin Jammerz have just increased the quality by Rob Bricken AMC Is Selling All-You-Can-Watch Tickets…If All You Want to Watch Is Interstellar AMC Theatres and Paramount Pictures are excited to offer AMC Stubs by Luke Y. Thompson About The Author Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.