?You’re looking at Tantei Opera Milky Holmes — a cutesy anime girl adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. I’m looking at my own fists, covered in blood, because I apparently blacked out and killed a hobo or something when I first learned of this from AnimeVice.
Despite some claims to the contrary, I’m probably more pro-anime than 75% visiting Topless Robot. But this… this drives me crazy. I think it’s a sensitive subject for me, because of the new Guy Ritchie movie coming out in a few weeks, where Sherlock Holmes is a kung fu master full or quips and not, you know, Sherlock Holmes. Having read the original stories, many, many times, I’ll be the first to admit that Holmes is more of a physical badass than most previous adaptations have given him credit for — albeit in a very 19th century kind of way — but all the ads for this movie focus on the hitting and joking, while there’s nothing that even implies that Holmes is A) a genius or B) going to solve a fucking mystery, which should probably first on the checklist on any Sherlock Holmes movie.
As for Tantei Opera Milky Holmes… it’s called MILKY FUCKING HOLMES. Please excuse me while I beat another hobo to death.