My God It’s Full of Punches
This is Deadly Prey. It is an action movie — perhaps the world’s most action-packed action movie at that. It appears to be a cinematic masterpiece on par with The Room, in that everyone is acting as hard as they can, and no one has any talent whatsoever. It’s like the 2001 monolith of bad action movies, except full of punches with horrible foley effects — once I looked, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look away. At least until someone cuts off my arms and then beats me to death with it, at the very least. (Via Gorilla Mask)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.