Eventually, Transformers: War for Cybertron Will Be Known as “The Just War”
It’s a new clips showing off some of Transformers: War for Cybertron‘s multiplayer modes. I think I’ve learned three things about the game; see if you agree:
1) Optimus Prime will be handling the announcements during the matches. I’d pay $60 for any game that had Peter Cullen doing the announcements.
2) There will be female ‘bots. I’m assuming you can choose them in the customize your characters screen, although they might be their own class.
3) At this point, I’m pretty sure watching War for Cybertron clips is better than masturbation.
In summary, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.