Nerds Thwart Nerdy Robbery in Nerd Store on Nerd Day

Actually, I’m quite proud of my nerdy Australian brethren for stopping a criminal on Free Comic Book Day, although I have to assume that store owner Michael Baulderstone is being facetious when he talks about his “spider-sense” alerting him to the theft (which is obviously probable, but not at all guaranteed). But what I want to know about is the dipshit who decided to steal an X-Men Omnibus from a comic store on Free Comic Book Day. C’mon, dude. You don’t have to be the fucking Kingpin to figure out that’s a poor plan all the way around. Thanks to the million or so of you who sent in the tip.