9 Robots Who Probably Won’t Take Over the World (But Could If They Wanted To)
The robots that seem helpful, and look all innocent and cute? I say these are the ones we need to fear most.
Author Jill Pantozzi
14 Reasons Why Batman’s My Dream Man
The filthiest list that has ever been published on Topless Robot, no question.
The 15 Hottest Nerd Costumes for Guys
In which Jill “Nerdy Bird” Pantozzi sexually objectifies several hot, nerdy men. Because Topless Robot plays fair.
The 25 Best and Most Adorable MRVLCATS
If you missed the cats-as-Marvel-characters-art-a-palooza from Twitter this past weekend, you definitely need to see these.
10 Tips for Getting Some Action at SDCC
Superhero t-shirts? Check. Sketchbook? Check. Condoms? Che… wait, what are you going to need those for? You’re not getting laid. OR ARE YOU?
9 Clue Characters Who Could Be DC Lanterns
Colored-coded, power ring-wearing superheroes and villains. Color-coded murder suspects/board game characters. COINCIDENCE?
7 Reasons We Never Stopped Watching Heroes
No matter how much it sucks, we keep watching the damn show. Alas, much like the show’s “mysteries,” the reasons why aren’t really that mysterious.