Warning: Watching Twilight Movies Can Be Deadly


?How bad do the Twilight movies blow? They blow so hard you could die if you see one. Literally. From THR:

A 23-year-old New Zealand man was found dead in a movie theater Sunday
after watching “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse,” reported
. Paramedics who arrived on the scene to resuscitate
him found no obvious injuries, which can only mean one thing: “Twilight”
killed him. There are no coincidences in life.

Not that many of you were likely scrambling to see Eclipse, but if your loved ones or friends try to drag you to see it, please feel free to forward them this article and tell them you refuse to risk your life. And remember, this is always a safe (and far more entertaining) alternative.