A Comic About Teenage Turtles Who Are Also Mutant Ninjas? Preposterous

Someone sent /Film a little-seen bonus ending to the original live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, only available on some crazy German DVD. I don’t know why this is, but I do know it’s not very good, and only my duty as nerd blogger makes me mention it at all. Don’t the let the video length confuse you; the ending is thankfully only about two minutes long, and then 8 minutes of some dude talking about something, I wasn’t paying attention. Anyone else think Abraham Lincoln fucking a dude in that Splinter costume would probably make a pretty solid sequel to yesterday’s post?