Movies, Nerdery

Midichlorians Explained… and Medically Treated


Dragon Con (home of the “Marriott Cock Squat”) is fast approaching, as is Dragon Con T. Geeks of Doom found a small preview of what’s to come with this informative commercial about a normal couple dealing with an onslaught of midichlorians, which have now been identified as a troubling but not fatal disease (for the carrier, at least). I believe this will be my preferred interpretation from here on out.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.