Midichlorians Explained… and Medically Treated

Dragon Con (home of the “Marriott Cock Squat”) is fast approaching, as is Dragon Con T. Geeks of Doom found a small preview of what’s to come with this informative commercial about a normal couple dealing with an onslaught of midichlorians, which have now been identified as a troubling but not fatal disease (for the carrier, at least). I believe this will be my preferred interpretation from here on out.