You Cooked in That Thing? You’re Braver Than I Thought

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Official Star Wars aprons — it’s what Ewoks would wear while they roasted humans alive on a spit in preparation for devouring their flesh, if only they were tall enough. You don’t have any excuse not to get them. For some reason, Slave Leia is available now, but you can only pre-order Darth Vader (both are going for $25 a pop) — and don’t forget the Oven Mitt That Is No Asteroid. Thanks to Wagoner HM1 for the tip.