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“And You Thought the Dethklok Fountain Was Nuts”


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?Back in February, Adult Swim offered a very odd item for sale on its website — and when I say odd, I mean extremely, extremely expensive: the $40,000 Metalocalypse fountain. Now, they’ve raised the bar — quite literally since my article title is also one of their selling points.

Let’s assume that you are an Aqua Teen Hunger Force fanatic (granted)
who has amassed a ridiculous fortune (because why not) and want to dump a
huge chunk of change financing a series of fantastic voyages
(obviously). How, exactly, does one begin such an undertaking? What’s
the crucial first step? Allow us to make a suggestion: use a meager
portion of your vast, disposable wealth to purchase a big, honkin’
Meatwad Hot Air Balloon of your very own.

Yes, Adult Swim is selling a Meatwad Hot air Balloon. For $70,000. Details include:

  • Includes one fully customized hot-air balloon with Meatwad envelope and basket
  • Measures approximately 90,000 cubic feet in size
  • Purchase also includes a piloted, one-hour ride anywhere in the continental U.S. *
  • Consumer keeps balloon after the initial ride* *
  • Purchase is non-refundable, includes shipping (approx. 10 weeks shipping time)

There’s pretty much nothing I could say that makes this any more insane, so if you have $70,000, love Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and enjoy balloons a great deal, you might as well head here and order one. Also you should give me some money, because clearly you have no better use for it.