Nintendo Would Like to Remind You That the Wii Is for Horrible People

Yesterday I disparaged Nintendo’s 3DS and it’s Nintendo-business-as-usual line-up. Some Nintendo fans totally lost their shit, because for some reason, people still feel the need to defend videogame consoles like they’re family members. I don’t understand why consoles garner that kind of emotional attachment, and I don’t care. That said:

If you can watch the above commercial for Wii Party and not loathe Nintendo, you have a problem. If that video had been nothing but Shigeru Miyamoto punching a baby for 60 seconds, I don’t think I could be any more appalled or enraged.