Superman Dodged a Bullet



And unlike most bullets, this bullet would have fucking killed him for years. You;re looking at Superman’s costume from Tim Burton’s aborted Superman Lives movie from the late ’90s, and I think I speak for us all when I say HOLT SHIT THAT IS THE WORST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE. Can you imagine Nic Cage in that thing? Jesus, I thought today’s FFF was bad, but this — this is vile. There are plenty more pics over at Collider if you’ve got the stomach. I sure as hell don’t.