Comics, Movies

Superman Dodged a Bullet



And unlike most bullets, this bullet would have fucking killed him for years. You;re looking at Superman’s costume from Tim Burton’s aborted Superman Lives movie from the late ’90s, and I think I speak for us all when I say HOLT SHIT THAT IS THE WORST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE. Can you imagine Nic Cage in that thing? Jesus, I thought today’s FFF was bad, but this — this is vile. There are plenty more pics over at Collider if you’ve got the stomach. I sure as hell don’t.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.