The Tiniest of Sucker Punches

The official Sucker Punch website released five new trailers for the movie, and when I say trailers, I mean 10-second spots of basically a 13-year-old boy’s brain vomiting into your eyeballs. It’s all hot chicks and dragons and robot samurai and crashing blimps and shooting robots and all the other nonsense packed into the movie showcased in rapid succession. I’m only showing of them, but you get the idea. Basically, it’s awesome, but I’m far too grumpy today to appreciate much of anything. God I can’t wait for this day to be over.