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Tim Burton’s Superman Costume in Horrible, Horrible Action

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Remember those godawful pics of the mock-ups of Superman’s “costume” for Tim Burton’s preposterously misguided Superman flick starring Nic Cage? Would you like to see what the suit was actually going to do in the movie? WARNING: MAY INDUCE VOMITING.

Jesus Christ, I’ve seen better light shows in a Spencer’s Gifts. Did Tim Burton actually tell these guys they were working on a Superman movie? Has Tim Burton actually seen Superman before? Are we sure? I can’t believe this almost got made. I feel that nauseating feeling you get when you narrowly avoid a bad car accident, because it was so close, and so horrible you can’t help but imagine what if it had happened. Thanks to Josef B. for the tip.

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