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Jesus Is Back… And from Space, and a Robot, and Also Maybe a Zombie or Something


All hail FilmDrunk for finding this astounding trailer for I Am Here… Now. It’s about Jesus returning to Earth to… I have no idea, exactly. It seems like he just walks around until he sees people committing evil — like, say, needlessly pushing over someone in a wheelchair — and then punishes them — like, say, removing their fucking eyes. It’s like if The Room were a religious superhero action movie, but with the subtle distinction that it was made by a Las Vegas real estate agent and not insane foreign person Tommy Wiseau.

Honestly, Evil Flying Jesus may have met his match. Certainly, this film has already made me think twice about pushing over people in wheelchairs when people who might be Jesus are standing nearby.