Japan Gets New Terrifying World of Disney Toys

Um, guys? I think Japan might have their own ideas about how to get revenge on America for the Akira remake. Case in point:


?These terrifying Mickey Mouse figures from Medicom are called Cubics, but I’ll be calling them “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.” Tomopop has pics of a very slightly less disturbing Donald Duck, Goofy and others, if you’re brave enough to check them out. I’ll stay here, in my closet, crying.