I Have My Doubts About the Almightiness of Asylum’s Almighty Thor Movie

Yes, you read that right — lest Marvel hog all the hot Thor movie action for itself this summer, the low-budget movie meisters at Asylum are making their own. I doubt Kenneth Branagh is losing any sleep over the competition, although I sincerely doubt his Thor movie includes Thor brandishing an uzi. But that might be because Asylum’s Thor‘s Mjolnir looks for all the world like it’s made of cardboard covered in aluminum foil. I’d go with the uzi, too. (Via Twitch)