Columbia Is a Horrible Place to Visit, and I Wouldn’t Want to Live There
New Bioshock Infinite trailer! Actually, this one’s about half a talking head, talking headishly about the two warring factions of the floating city of Columbia, and then half of footage we may have already seen but I got excited about anyways. Heck, I even got excited about the talking head dude, because that’s how excited I am for Bioshock Infinite. They could release a 10-minute documentary on the political views of the mailman who gets executed in this trailer, and I’d still probably post it.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.