Agent Coulson: Still a Badass

In case you don’t want to wait for the Thor DVD, here’s the Marvel movie short film The Consultant, starring Clark Gregg as the always awesome Agent Coulson, in its 4-minute entirety. You know, I’m loving Gregg/Coulson so much I’m almost 100% certain Joss Whedon’s going to kill him in the Avengers movie. I don’t know that Whedon can make anything without killing off the most beloved character the franchise will allow — since, you know, he’s done it EVERY SINGLE TIME. Cap, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Hawkeye, Black Widow and Nick Fury are obviously safe, so that leaves fan-favorite Coulson with a big ol’ target on his head. Goddamn you, Whedon. If you touch one hair on that fictional man’s head I will break into your house and carve Anya, Wesley, Wash and Penny’s names into your skull (as well as a few others I shan’t spoil, just in case). Please, please, just try not to be a bastard this time, okay? (Via /Film)