Topless Robot Is Proud to Present “Love Is Lasagna,” the Real Actual Song

Many talked about it, but Topless Roboteer John Mapes (well, he and his cover band Lasagna Cigarette) did it — he brought “Love Is Lasagna,” the epic song penned and performed by Garfield in ShakespeareHemmingway’s equally epic fan fic “Royal Rescue 2,” to life. What’s more amazing is that he did really, phenomenally well, too. There’s absolutely nothing I can say that can adequately convey the magnificence of this moment, so I’ll just shut up and let you know that after you’ve listened to its glory, you can download the song here.