What the @#$% Is Going On in This Snow White Movie

The first trailer for Snow White and the Huntsman came out yesterday, and I hope I’m not alone in saying “What the fucking fuck is going on here.” Why are there giant ogres? Why is Snow White running around in armor leading an army? Did this trailer rip its exploding ravens off that Dungeon Siege 3 trailer? And why are we pretending that Kristen Stewart is more attractive than Charlize Theron? I mean, that’s not fantasy, that’s just bullshit. I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure this is all Tim Burton’s fault.