Frogger: National Enemy #1

John Mapes — who will be celebrated throughout history as the man who first sang “Love Is Lasagna” — is back, and ready to address that national menace, Frogger. Hmm? You haven’t heard about how this 30-year-old arcade game is mercilessly slaughtering our children, and threatening everything that we as Americans hold dear? Well, then watch the video. And you too will learn the importance of telling your kids to look both ways before hopping out into the street… or onto logs.