Harry Potter Reads His Own Erotic Fan Fiction
Just as Ralph Fiennes took a moment to read a touch of erotic Harry Potter fan fiction, Daniel Radcliffe made the mistake of stopping by Bravo’s Watch What Happens and thus was forced to read a bit himself. Anyone who lives in terror of FFF (as all good folk should) can relax, as the fic is a very simple, innocent tale of Harry bunking with Ron, with nary an enema or giant vagina to be seen. Seriously, I’d give all my money to watch — not even hear, just watch — Dan Radcliffe read “Tiny Hermione.” I mean, if I had any money. (Via Blastr)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.