“Shoulder Massage of Death”

Given that Mass Effect 3 seems to be having some problems — glitches, evil Day One DLC that was almost certainly included on the game disc, the ending — perhaps we should all take a break and celebrate ME‘s good side, namely that it inspired this literal music video from its “Take Earth Back” commercial. And the giant little girls. Can’t forget the giant little girls. Thanks to Karri V. for the tip!