Oh God the New G.I. Joe: Retaliation International Trailer Is Even Better Than the Last One

Why, it seems like just yesterday I was posting a new, story-oriented U.S. trailer for the excellent-looking G.I. Joe: Retaliation movie. Possibly because it was just yesterday. But today a new international trailer for the movie appeared, and not only does it have even more new footage, that footage is of bewilderingly awesome, dubsteb-laden action. I don’t know why the U.S. gets the story-driven trailer and international markets get the shallow but action-heavy trailer, but I’m too busy salivating over the new footage to ask (also, I’m still trying to scrub myself clean after today’s STJT. I’m sure you understand).