A Hasbro Action Figure Is the Warmest Place to Hide

Some wonderful nerd decided to make an official commercial for the completely unofficial — as in, imaginary — ’80s toyline for John Carpenter’s The Thing. It’s good, but now all I can think about is a retro-style Big Trouble in Little China toyline a la Kenner. Now that’s a Kickstarter project I’d be happy to send a blank check to. (Via Badass Digest)