Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters May or May Not Be the Greatest Movie of All Time

What if Michael Bay and Paul W.S. Anderson had a baby together,? I don’t know what it would look or act like, but I’m pretty sure Hollywood hired it to direct this movie. Jesus, Van Helsing had a quiet dignity compared to this gibberish. I can’t wait to see it, and when I say “see it” I of course mean “see it while extremely intoxicated.” (Via io9)